Monthly Archives: November 2011

Black Friday Fever – 98.6 degrees F – DANGER!!!

Are you infected with Black Friday Fever?  It’s a new human disease which began about 1966.  Body temperature stays about normal but the brain begins to crave bargains.  People cannot think rationally.  They begin to run around at 3 in … Continue reading

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Rockford residents – don’t forget to add at least 3 or 4 bags of salt every time you fill your brine tank!

Soft water is so important in areas around Rockford, Illinois.  Our water is so hard that without a water softener, we have to use 3 or 4 times the amount of soap for washing clothes, dishes, etc.  Hot water heaters … Continue reading

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Get a one hour bonus every 365 days!!! How will you use it? Forget about New Year’s Resolutions…

In the fall of every year, we get a one hour bonus as we transition from daylight savings time to standard time.  This always confuses me.  Does it mean that it’s darker when we get up in the morning, or … Continue reading

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